Golden Sunset

Dear Golden Sun: The Lost Age,

It’s over. I know we had some great times — at lunch, in the evenings watching TV, spare moments spent together — but I feel it’s time to move on. Don’t get me wrong, you were a lot of fun, even if your puzzles were oftentimes obtuse and you basically required me to play through you with a FAQ. And I still find you beautiful; with those saucy particle effects and sultry summon animations, you far surpass any of those 2D Final Fantasy rehashes that have been hanging out on the corner of Old Street and Played-Out Boulevard.

Sure, things had been going great since we got back together, after about four years apart… but to be perfectly honest, I’m done with you. I want to play other games. Oh, yeah, and I finished your quest. See, it’s not you, it’s me. I’ve used you enough, I’ve taken the entire story you have to give, and I want nothing more from you. You’ll find someone else to play you, I’m sure!

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got a date with Final Fantasy Tactics Advance.

Sincerely,
Fred

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One Response to Golden Sunset

  1. Lassarina says:

    *laughing* Now that’s a unique way of saying you completed the game!

    Congrats on finishing it ^_^; If you have a wish for the strategy guide for FFTA, let me know; I could bring it in on Friday, and then you wouldn’t need to rely on GameFAQs.

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